New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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