from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
And then my night got REAL pukey
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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