Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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