So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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