But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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