I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
This is my gift to your gina
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I am available for nakedness
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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