I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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