i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Randomize
