I wish they made helmets for livers.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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