what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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