Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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