dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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