Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
They took my balls.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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