if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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