Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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