sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
You don't make any sense
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