Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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