She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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