i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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