Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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