We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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