Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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