i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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