summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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