What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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