Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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