North Korea, Best Korea!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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