I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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