is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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