do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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