Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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