This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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