do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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