dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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