party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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