So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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