Do you still have your period?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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