where am i from again
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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