no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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