So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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