Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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