apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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