i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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