that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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