ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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