i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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