i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Randomize
