So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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