I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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