Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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