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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.

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  college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight

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• (831): View more from California

  I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.

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• (939): View more from Puerto Rico

  Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours

  (330): View more from Ohio

  It's pretty much my favorite thing ever

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.

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