I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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