Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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