I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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