New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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