i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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