Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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