"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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