ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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