my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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