3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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